Depending on your views towards the ex-Smiths frontman, the Morrissey Christmas sweater by Viva Moz is probably the greatest of worst festive garment you've ever seen.
Sub-titled the 'Vulgar Sweater', this old school indie take on the classic Christmas sweater has our Moz staring out from a dark green sweater with winter detailing, that sweater knitted from a vegan-friendly acrylic.
Good for men or women, sold with a free 'tacky badge' and available for Christmas delivery if you order by the end of play Sunday, it sells for £35.